Happy St. Patricks Day

 

Some people at my office work tried to pinch me for not wearing green, I politely informed I am Irish & exempt then offered them linguistic proof.

 

“Pinch me again and I’ll dorn a bhualeadh ar dhuine.”

(don’t shoot me for my grammar)

In a similar vein, enjoy the below observation.

The first man married a woman from ENGLAND. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from GERMANY. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from IRELAND. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but, by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty peeing.

(Oh, and a fourth guy married a Korean girl & made the same demands as his Irish friend {before the failure}. On the first day, after getting out of the shower at the gym, he discovered that his wife had had sprinkled gochu-karu all inside the clean underpants in his gym bag. AIGU! MAEWAHAPO!!!!)

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